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Post by Bearspoor on Nov 4, 2008 9:57:37 GMT -6
I couldn't come up with a tip for this week as I've been a little bat shit crazy the last little while, and not quite up to my usual (bad)assiness so I figured I'd treat you guys to a poem I wrote in college to ask a girl to the winter formal......enjoy!
Thursday Night's Alright With Me
I've never had the guts,
'Cause I never grew the nuts.
There are things I've wanted to say
But I've never found the way.
To ask you certain questions
Because of my fear of rejection.
I like you, but don't know how to show
You, there's one thing I would like to know
Would you like to go to the Gala with me?
Totem Bear
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Post by varashan on Nov 4, 2008 16:16:19 GMT -6
Did she go with you?
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Post by Bearspoor on Nov 4, 2008 17:54:56 GMT -6
What kind of question is that?? Of course she went with me.......jeez! I'm almost insulted that you would even question my pick up ability, I've even picked up women offering them boob massages. Now that takes skills.
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Post by steelyorc on Nov 4, 2008 18:26:37 GMT -6
\I even picked up women offering them boob massages. Now that takes skills. or a 12 pack of beer... ;D ;D ;D ;D |
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Post by Celyn on Nov 4, 2008 22:57:00 GMT -6
MMMMMMMM Beer goggles!!!!    ;D |
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Post by varashan on Nov 5, 2008 1:11:47 GMT -6
honestly i think it was the watermelon helmet not the poem that made her go with you
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Post by Bearspoor on Nov 5, 2008 6:38:16 GMT -6
fair enough the helmet has been surprisingly good for me with the ladies. And I never use beer to pick up the ladies, it's roofie colada's all the way. If they're good enough for quagmire they're good enough for me.
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Post by Celyn on Nov 5, 2008 8:41:42 GMT -6
That's right I forgot you live in a Free country, unlike we do now  |
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Post by Bearspoor on Jan 27, 2009 12:15:16 GMT -6
Sung to the tune of the Spiderman theme song:
Garbage man, Garbage man
Your friendly neighbourhood Garbage man
Picks up bins of any size
And the trash covered in flies
Look out!
Here comes your Garbage man
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Post by ccxd on Mar 12, 2009 11:49:06 GMT -6
are these tips supposed to come like once every month or so? where is the next one?
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Post by Bearspoor on Mar 19, 2009 11:15:12 GMT -6
The tips tend to come when people ask questions, but since that rarely happens.........
The poetry and Bear droppings come whenever I get lyrical or annoyed and feel like sharing it.
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;D